Narrator: Moments before the young Celestial Wizard enters Fairy Tail, Clay and Griffin socialized with their new guild members.
Mirajane Strauss: So you two! Have you finished moving in to your new home?
Clay(ton) Grimm: Just about...Clairissa said she'd finish up the decor and head here to join Fairy Tail in a bit...
Gray Fullbuster: Clairissa!?! Is that your girlfriend?
CG: What!?! No! She's my sister dude!
MS: Really? You have a sister? Is she a Dragon Slayer too!?!
CG: Yep! Two sisters actually! Gaedey and Gednus taught us all Earth Dragon Slayer Magic...And then some...
Elfman Strauss: How come we didn't meet them with the rest of you?
Griffin: He forgot to wake them up...
Cana Alberona: How did they sleep through all that noise anyways?
CG&Griff: Magic.
CG: Hey! Seems like some wizards are heading this way!...He has pink hair...A blue exceed following him...And it looks like a blonde chick with some Celestial Gate Keys...And a bull whip?...She looks a lot like one of my mom's old apprentices...A lot like her...Can't be her though...She doesn't look a day over sixteen...Anna's gotta be in her late twenties by now...
CA:[Confused] Ummm...What the hell are you talking about!?!
Griff: Oh, yeah...Forgot to mention your Seismic Sense Clayton.
CG: Yeah, you're right...Okay! Ever since I could remember, and I remember a lot, I was able to use my mechanoreceptors to use the vibrations in the ground to sense things...no matter how big or small...Even specific vibrations, like speech...I've even been taught by an old, blind Earth Wizard to tell if people are lying...That's why I wear these footwraps, let's me use my Seismic Sense more effectively than normal foot wear...On top of that, my dragons taught me how to use Abiotic Eye Magic,[Points to his left eye] and Biotic Eye Magic[Points to his right eye] to completely manipulate any abiotic and biotic earthly mediums...Allowing me to use them in combat, and extend my senses in a five kilometer radius...
Levy McGarden: Oh! So that's why you and Tempestas are known as the best wizards for espionage!
CG: One of the reasons...
CA: That's a bit disturbing...
CG: Don't worry! I'm not a peeping tom...The Valkyries made sure of that *Shutters*
Griff: He can even use his Biotic Eye to control flora, fauna, monsters, creatures, celestial spirits...Using their senses to extend his...Although when it comes to exceeds like me, he can only telepathically communicate with us, and use our senses...
CG: Of course...My sisters' can do all the same stuff!
Natsu Dragneel:[Kicking in the guild's doors] We made it back alive!
Happy: We're home!
Fairy Tail:[Incoherence greetings]
Lucy Heartfilia:[Awestruck]
Krov: So I heard you went all out on Hargeon Natsu! Had to go starting troub-
ND: Heyah! *Bam!* [Natsu kicked Krov in his buck-tooth face.]
LH&CG:[Shocked] How could you do that!?!
ND:[Angry] You lied about that Salamander! I'm gonna kick your butt!
Krov:[Defensive] Don't get mad with me! I'm not the one to blame here! I was just passing along a rumor that I heard!
ND: It was just a rumor!?!
Krov: You wanna fight!?! Let's go!
[A massive fight breaks out, destroying the guild.]
CG:[Annoyed] Come on! I just fixed this place up a few days ago!
Hap: Now now Natsu, I think you need to calm-[As he ricochets off the wizards.] Do-o-o-o-o-o-w-n! *Oph!* [Disoriented] Thanks...Whoever caught me...
Clairissa Grimm, A.K.A. Clairissa Suede: Sure thing little guy!
LH:[Awestruck] Oh wow!...I'm actually standing inside the Fairy Tail guild hall!
Griff: Might wanna stand somewhere away from all the fighting...
GF: So Natsu finally made it back, huh!
LH:[Shocked to see Gray borderline naked]
GF:[Marching to the fight] It's time to settle things once and for all!
CA&CG: Gray...Your clothes!
GF: There's no time for that!
CA:[To Clay] See! I don't date the men here because they have no class![Chugs down a large barrel of beer.]
CG:[Under his breath] Yeah...That's why...[Chugs his beer barrel.]
GF: Fight me Natsu!
ND: Not until you put some clothes on!
ES: It's only Noon and you boys are whining like spoiled babies...If you want a real fight, then you need to fight a real man! Like me!
LH&CG: I can't believe he's encouraging them...
[Natsu and Gray send Elfman, flying with a synchronized uppercut.]
LH&CG: They knocked him out that easily!?!
Loke: Geez...It's so noisy around here, huh?
Loke's Fangirls:[Agreeing]
[A cup hits Loke square in the forehead]
Fangirl 1: Are you alright!!?!
Loke: I'm gonna go fight, only to protect you two...
Loke's Fangirls: Good luck Loke!
LH:[Crossing him off her perfect boyfriends list] He's definitely off my list…[Closing her list]What the heck is wrong with these people!?! There's not one sane person in the whole place!
CG&Griff: I resent that...
MS:[Approaching Lucy] Hello! Are you new here?!
LH: It's Mirajane! In the flesh!
Griff: Guess Loke's not the only one with fangirls...
CG:[Agreeing] Mmmhhm...
LH: Ummm...Don't you think we should try and stop them, or something!?!
Griff: I second that emotion...
CG: Ditto...
MS: It's always like this around here, I just leave them alone...Besides...*THWACK!*
[Elfman is thrown, pinning Mirajane to some broken debris.]
LH&CG: AAAHHH!!!
MS:[In pain] It's kinda fun, don't you think...😵[Mirajane's soul once again attempts to leave her body.]
LH&CG:[Astonished] AAAHHH!!! DON'T DIE MIRAJANE!
CG:[Rushing to her side, spell at the ready] I SAVED YOUR LIFE ONCE, AND I'LL SAVE YOU AGAIN![Clay uses his Drus Touch to return Mirajane's soul to her body.]
[Gray gets knocked into Lucy, now completely naked.]
ND:[Chuckles. Twirling around Gray's underwear.]
GF: Give me back my underwear, JERK!
CG&Griff: Surprised you didn't take it off yourself…
GF:[Sees Lucy] Excuse me miss, can I borrow your underwear?
*THWACK!*
CG:[After punching Gray out of the way] THAT'S OUT OF LINE GRAY!...Now...If you'll excuse me, I have a drinking contest to win…[Sits back at the bar].
CA: That's some bold words...Too bad you're gonna lose![Chugs another barrel of beer.]
CG: Can't wait to see the look on your pissed-drunk face…[Chugs two barrels at once.]
[Loke sweeps Lucy off her feet.]
LH:[Confused] Huh!?!
Loke: These guys are so insensitive...A woman has needs…
*BAM!*
ES:[After sending Loke and Lucy to the ground] A real man speaks with his fist, Loke!
CG:[Stops drinking] Says who!?![Resumes drinking.]
*POW!*
ND:[After kicking Elfman out of the way] I told you to butt out!
Hap:[Uncomfortable] Aye...
CA:[Annoyed sigh] It's so loud...So much for a nice and quiet drinking contest…
CG: We can postpone it for now…
CA: Appreciate it…[Pulling out a magic card.]That's enough you guys...I suggest you knock it off
[magical runes form.]
GF:[Readying a spell] Oh, yeah!?! Says who!?!
ES:[Casting a partial take over. Battle cry.]
Loke:[Readying his Ring Magic] You punks can be such a nuisance…
ND:[Flames in either hand. To Gray] I'm ready for ya!
LH:[Shielding herself with Happy] They always fight like this!?!
CG&Griff:[Shrugging] MmmMmmm…
Hap:[Confirming] Uh Huh!
LH:[Worried] You don't seem worried!
*STOMP!*
Giant Master Makarov Dreyar:[Bellowing] WILL YOU FOOLS STOP BICKERING LIKE CHILDREN!!!
LH:[Scared] He's huge!
Fairy Tail:[Still and silent]
MS: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know you were still here master!
GMMD:[Grumble]
LH:[Astonished] Did you say “Master” !?!
ND:[Laughing] Man! Talk about a bunch of babies...Looks like I won this round you-
*SPLAT!*
[Master Makarov flattened the boasting Dragon Slayer.]
LH:[Yelps in fear]
GMMD: Well...Seems we've a new recruit…
LH:[Scared] Yes sir!
CS:[Popping in] Make that two new recruits…
GMMD:[Struggles down to his true size with Lucy dumbfounded]
Master Makarov Dreyar: Nice to meet ya both!
LH: He's tiny! This little guy's really in charge here!?!
CS: Why wouldn't he be...
MS: Of course he is! Allow me to introduce the Fairy Tail Guild Master, Makarov!
MMD:[Attempts to jump up to the guild's upper level railing, but hits his back on said railing, struggling to get up on the railing. Clears throat] You've gone and done it again...You bunch of clods![Pulls out large stack of grievances.] Just look at how much paperwork The Magic Counsel sent me this time! This is the biggest pile of complaints yet! Have you lost your minds!?! All you kids are good for is getting the higher-ups mad at me!
Fairy Tail:[Murmuring]
MMD:[Growls]
LH:[Worried look]
MMD: However,[Ignites the grievances] I say to heck with The Magic Counsel...Hmmm[Tosses the burning papers, only for Natsu to leap and eat the burning papers.]
MMD:[To everyone] Now you listen up! Any power that surpasses reason still comes from reason, right!?! Magic isn't some kind of “Miraculous power”, It is a talent, that only works when the flow of energy inside of us, and the flow of energy in the natural world are in perfect synchronization!...To perform magic, one must have a strong mind, and the ability to focus...It should take over your mind and being, and come pouring out of your soul! If all we do is worry about following the rules, then our magic will never progress! Don't let those blowhards on the council scare you, follow the path you believe in...And that's what makes the Fairy Tail guild number one!
Fairy Tail:[Cheering]
MMD: And Clayton…[Tosses a pile of repair bills to him.]...Here's the latest pile of repair bills...Make sure to finish them all by the end of the month...Oh...And Clean this place up while you're here…
CG:[Annoyed] I'm a wizard! Not a janitor you know…[Clay Proceeded to repair Fairy Tail's main hall.] There...I need another drink…
ND,LH&Hap: WOAH! WHAT THE HECK KIND OF MAGIC WAS THAT!?!
CS: Oh that!?! Just a style of magic my brother and I developed from a mix of Lost Creation Magic and Earth Dragon Slayer Magic...We call it “Ymir’s Cry”...
LH: Lost Creation Magic?...Wait!
ND,LH&Hap: EARTH DRAGON SLAYER MAGIC!?!...YOU TWO ARE DRAGON SLAYERS TOO!?!
ND: You two were also raised by a dragon too!?!
LH: Raised by a dragon!?!...Too!?!
CG&CS:[Correcting] DRAGONS…
ND,LH&Hap: DRAGONS!?!
CS: Yeah! Their names were Gaedey and Gednus!…
CG: They were married!...
CG&CS: They also taught us Earth Priest/Priestess Magic...As well as Earth God Slayer and Earth Devil Slayer Magic!...
Fairy Tail: EARTH GOD SLAYER!?! | EARTH DEVIL SLAYER!?!...WHAT!?!
CS: It's...Sort of a long story…
CG: You've heard stories about dragons eating humans right?
Fairy Tail: Yes...
CG: Well our dragons didn't eat humans...Said they taste like dust…
CS: So anyways, Gaedey instead devoured many, many Earth gods, said they tasted wonderful...
CG: Gednus did the same, except he ate, what he thought at the time was a human, he later found out was a demon, and then developed a taste for Earth demons. Actually, the human he almost ate was our ancestor, Abraham Grimm.
CS: As they both were ravaging either race, a group of the Overworld gods and the Underworld demons, who were mortal enemies, made a pact to try and kill them both.
CG: But after a very long battle, Gaedey and Gednus worked together to defeat and then devour them, falling in love in the process, fearing for their lives, the rest of the gods and demons agreed to recognize Gaedey as the Queen Earth Dragon-Goddess of the Overworld…
CG: And Gednus as the King Earth Dragon-Demon of the Underworld...As long as they'd stop eating their kinds.
CS: They agreed, and after all the gods and demons they consumed, they realized they also could wield their respective magic…
CG: So Gaedey and Gednus taught us both Earth God Slayer magic, which is gold, instead of black like every other God Slayer magic…
CS: And Earth Devil Slayer magic, which is silver, on top of teaching us Dragon Slayer magic…
MMD: Fascinating...
LH: So you both know three different kinds of "Slayer Magic?" Can you combine them all together?
CS: Technically yes...If a mage could wield all three types of Slayer Magic, they could theoretically combine them all together to perform Lord Slayer Magic…
CG: Magic so powerful, it can kill the unkillable...
CG&CS: But…
Griff: Excessive use of Lord Slayer Magic WILL result in the caster's death…
ND: That's cool and all, but do either of you know what happened to the dragons!?! Like my dragon, Igneel!?!
CG&CS: Do you want the good news...or the bad news!?!
ND:[Annoyed] ALL THE NEWS!!!
CG:[Lying] Bad news...We’ve searched just about everywhere in Ishgar...But haven't found out anything about where any of our dragons are...Sorry…If they're out there...They don't want to be found...Yet...
ND:[Angry] Damn it![Calmed down] So...What's the good news?...
CS: Your dragon was our dragon, Gednus’s, brother…
ND: Really!?! That makes us kind of like cousins!
CG&CS: Yep!
ND: That IS good news!...
[Transition] And then…
[Lucy and Claire both get their guild marks, matching in color, but on opposing hands.]
MS: There! Now you two are official members of the Fairy Tail guild!
CS: Awesome!
LH:Rushing to show Natsu] Hey Natsu! Look! Mirajane just put the official Fairy Tail Mark on my hand!
ND:[Staring at the request board. Indifferent] Oh yeah...That's cool...Welcome to the guild Luny…
LH:[Pissed] THE NAME'S “LUCY”!!!
Hap: Make sure you pick one with a big reward Natsu!
ND:[Grabbing a flyer] WOAH! 160,000J, just to get rid of some thieves!?!
Hap: Sounds good to me!
Romeo Conbolt:[To Master Makarov] How come my dad hasn't come back yet?
MMD:[Annoyed] You're starting to work my nerves Romeo...Your a wizard's son! Have faith in your father and wait patiently!...
RC: But sir...He said he'd be gone for three days...And he's been gone for over a week now!
MMD: If I remember correctly, he took the job on Mt. Hakobe…
RC: That's right, and it's not that far from here! So why won't somebody go look for him!?!
MMD:[Assertive] Listen kid! Your old man's a wizard! And like every other wizard in this guild, he can take care of himself!
Griff: How can you be so callous!?! The boy raises a good point! If he's really been gone for over a week on a “Simple job”, then that means something is holding him up! No decent parent would abandon their child! I should know! I'm a terrible parent!...Some Master you are...
RC: See! He thinks we should do something about it!
MMD:[Pissed] ENOUGH! I said he can handle himself![To Romeo] Now go home...Have some milk and cookies...AND WAIT!
RC:[In his anger, Romeo punched the Master square in his face.] JERK!!![Running out crying.] I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Griff: Man...That boy has a serious right hook…
CG: And some serious stones for decking a Guild Master in the face...And they probably didn't even drop yet…
LH: That's gotta be tough…
MS: I know it sounds like the Master doesn't care...But he really is worried…
CG:[Pissed] WELL HE HAS A HELL OF A WAY OF SHOWING IT!!!
ND:[Punches the guild's request board]
Nab Lasaro: What do you think you're doing!?! You almost broke the board Natsu!
ND:[Pissed] THE THREE OF THEM ARE RIGHT! MACAO IS ONE OF US! AND IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM, ALL WE DO IS SIT ON ARE BUTTS AND IGNORE IT!?! WHAT KIND OF GUILD ARE YOU RUNNING GRAMPS!?!
MMD: Drop it you three!...Now Mirajane...Get me some of that magical healing nectar…The little brat has quite a punch...
CG:[Coldly] I'll get it for you…Master...
MMD:[Grateful] Thank you Clay-*BAM!*
[Clay throws the barrel of nectar right in the Master's already sore face.]
MMD:[In pain, Infuriated] OWWW!!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA YOU FOOL!?!
CG: The big deal is that you let that kid run home, crying...Worried about his dad...If I were in his shoes, I'd knock your little ass down worse than I did Erza!
ND: Yeah!...Wait!?! What about knocking Erza's butt down!?! He's bluffing right!?!
Fairy Tail: No...He really knocked Erza LITERALLY out of town!
ND: Really!?!
Hap: No joking!?!
Griff: Pay attention you two! Clay has a point… True Wizard Guilds aren't merely groups of associated wizards!...They're surrogate families for those whom lost their own!...I don't know how you feel about family...but one day I'll return to my homeland of Extalia! I'll return to my family! Beg for forgiveness to my daughter Cana for leaving her before she hatched! Thank my sister Shagotte for looking after her! One day! I know of it! My family is known for it's Clairvoyance! ONE DAY!...one day...
P.s: Yes. Griffin is the Edolas counterpart of Gildarts. He was also the Former King of Extalia, and the reason why Edolas humans see Exceeds as gods. As for Edolas Cana, that's just her Human form. Griffin's human form actually resembles Gildarts, he's also just as old as Gildarts, but suffers from arthritis, making him think he's older.
MMD:[Infuriated] ENOUGH!!! I'm not going to be lectured by some freaky-eyed boy! And his STUPID CAT!!!🙊…
Fairy Tail: 😱
ND,LH&Hap:[Looking around confused] Ummm...Are we missing something!?!
CG&Griff:[Enraged] WHAT DID YOU CALL US YOU IMP!?!
MMD:[Apologetic] I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! I SWEAR!!!
JET! Get me out of here!...Jet!?!
[Jet's hat wobbed on the floor where he last stood.]
Levy? Droy?
[The rest of Shadow Gear left in a hurry.]
Guys!?!
[The rest of Fairy Tail evacuated in a panic, leaving Natsu, Happy, Lucy and Claire behind to witness Makarov's beating.]
[Playing it off.] Well...I'm a bit tired...I'm gonna head home and take a nap!...Be sure to lock up the guild hall when you leave kids![As Makarov walked to the main entrance, Clay shut them with his Eye Magics.] Damn...Thought that would work…
CS:[To Natsu, Lucy and Happy] You should pay attention...What you're about to see is what happens if you talk crap about me and my brother's eyes...And belittle Griffin…You might wanna take some cover…
[The four of them hide behind the bar.]
[Laxus and The Thunder Legion enter the mostly vacant guild hall.]
Laxus Dreyar: We're back…
Freed Justine: And from another successful miss...ion…
Evergreen&Bickslow: Where is everyone!?!
CG: Papa Mak over here insulted both my eyes, AND Griffin…
MMD: Laxus! Freed! Thunder Legion! PROTECT ME!!!
LD: I know just what to do…
MMD:[Relieved] Thank you Laxus! I knew I could count on my own flesh and-WHY ARE YOU PULLING OUT A MAGICAL CAMCORDER!?!
LD: To film this of course!...I wanna remember this day as the day I became guild master…
MMD:[Infuriated] WHY YOU LITTLE---WAIT! NO!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
[Meanwhile, in Lamia Scale.]
[Faint scream]
Jura Neekis: Master! What was that!?! It sounds like screaming…
Master Ooba Babasaama: It sounds like Makarov…
[Back at Fairy Tail, after the Master's beating.]
CS: Man...You two did a real number on the Master…[She said as she used her Earth Priestess Magic on the battered old fool.]Go...Bring Romeo's Dad back...Me, Laxus and The Thunder Legion will bring him to the hospital in Magnolia…
LD: Might as well...Hope he croaks before he even gets there…
[Claire, Laxus and The Thunder Legion escorted the old man to the hospital.]
[Without saying any words, Natsu and Clay knew they'd be both going to Mt. Hakobe, and headed out together.]
CG: Time to take TERRA and hightail it to Mt Hakobe…[Clay used his MATV keys to transform the parked vehicle from it's normal motorcycle and sidecar form, to its MUV form(Multi Utility Vehicle).
After every one got in, they drove by Romeo and gave him the reassurance he needed. Then proceeded to head to the mountains northwest of Magnolia.]
[On the road.]
ND:[To Lucy, under motion sickness] Why'd you come with us…
LH: I thought maybe I could help! Wow! You Really do have a serious case of motion sickness do you...It's just another reason to feel sorry for you…
ND:[Hurt] What's that suppose to mean!?!
LH: Oh! Nothing…
CG: Well feel sorry for him all you want...I'm kind of glad to see he has acute motion sickness!
Hap: Geez...You must really not like Natsu…
CG: Not at all! You see, when Dragon Slayers get extremely powerful, they get motion sickness...Me and Vicki both had it for a long time...Only got rid of it a few years ago…
ND: How?
CG: Well you see...Once you've completely Mastered your Dragon Slayer Magic, there's an old, abandoned Dragnof village that---
LH:[Interrupting] Wait! You and Vicki!?! As in, Victoria Marvell!?!
Griff: Yep!
LH: So you must be Nidhogg! Of The Drakes of Heaven and Earth!
CG: That's right!
LH: Wow! So is Victoria a member of Fairy Tail too!?!
Griff: No. She's still in our old guild, Sorciers Sans Frontiéres…
LH: Who!?!
CG: That's our old guild...Despite me and Vicki being a bit famous, our guild wasn't really talked about…
ND: Who cares...Can we just hurry this up! My stomach’s killing me…
CG: Let me turn on the Equilibrium Lacrima...Don't want you puking all over the interior…[Clay activates the Equilibrium Lacrima, bringing the sickly Dragon Slayer in a state of balance. Suppressing his motion sickness.]
ND: I...I feel better!...Whatever you did, fixed my stomach!
CG: Don't get your hopes up Natsu...It's just the Equilibrium Lacrima in effect...It's only getting rid of your motion sickness because of that...Without it...You'd be back to being miserable…
ND: Really!?! How much are they!?! I'd get as many as I need if it means I can actually enjoy traveling!
Griff:[Whispers the price to Natsu.]
ND:[Shocked] WHAT!?! FOR THAT, I COULD EAT LIKE A KING FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
CG: Hang on everyone! I'm gonna get us as high as we can up this mountain!
LH: Is that a blizzard!?! How can that be! It's the middle of the summer!
CG: Man...You really need to get out more…Alright! This should be good enough...Let's go!
[After leaving the MATV.]
LH: I don't get it! It shouldn't be this cold anywhere! It's the dead of summer!
ND: That's what you get for wearing light clothes…
LH: Oh, please you're not dressed for it! Now hand over that blanket!
ND: Wow, she just keeps on talking, huh…
CG: More like complaining…
Griff: Mmmhhm...
Hap: Aye…
LH: Oh, I know! Open, Gate of the Clock Constellation! Horologium!
ND: Wow! A clock!
Hap: That is so cool!
[Some background. Clay's mother was in charge of keeping the golden zodiac keys safe during the development of the Eclipse Gate. Being contracted with all the zodiac spirits, Including Ophiuchus, and her own silver spirits. Even allowing Clayton to make Blood Contracts with all thirteen zodiac spirits, as well as most of Lucy's silver spirits.]
CG: Horologium! It's been too long!
Horologium: I'm sorry! Do I know you?
CG: Come on...It's me! Clayton! Clayton Grimm! Ayla's son!
Horologium: Yes! I remember now! It's been too long my boy! Look at you! You've grown like a tree!
LH:...
Horologium: “Wait! You know Horologium!?!” She says…
CG: I'll explain it when we head back to Magnolia…
ND: We can't here you Lucy!
Horologium: She says “I'm staying in here, and I'm not coming out!"
ND&CG: Then why'd you tag along?
Horologium: “What kind of crazy job would force Macao to come to a place like this!?!” She inquiries.
ND: You should've asked that before you came with us! He went to slay a Vulcan, it's a big monster!
CG: If that's the case, he should have been well done by now...Unless he's pathetically weak…
ND: No, he may not be one of our strongest wizards, but he should be able to handle a Vulcan, no problem…
LH:[Worried look]
Horologium: “I want to go back to the guild!” She proclaims.
ND: “Go ahead and go back!” I say back…
Hap: Aye!
CG: Can't call yourself a wizard if your afraid of a Vulcan…
Griff: Or really any combative guild member…
[After going deeper into the mountain.]
Griff: Sense anyone Clay?
CG: No...Damn snow’s making my 6th sense all blurry...Wish Vicki were here to eat it…
ND:[Shouting] MACAO! WHERE ARE YOU!?!
Hap: MACAO!
CG:[Tackling them to safety] WATCH OUT!
[A Vulcan smashes down where Natsu and Happy stood.]
Hap: It's a big Vulcan!
Griff: Oh, crap!
CG&ND: What!?!
Griff: It's a BIG Vulcan!
ND&CG: Yeah! So!?!
CG: And she's not Vicki, Clay!...
CG:[Realising] Oh, crap…[Shouting] Horologium! Get Lucy out of here! NOW!!!
[Before Horologium could react, the Vulcan headed their way.]
ND&CG: HEY! WAIT!!!
Vulcan:[Knocking on Horologium] Me like human woman!...
ND:[With fire on his fists] So! It can talk!
CG: Yep!
Griff: It can tell us where Macao is…
Hap: Aye!
Horologium: “Don't just stand there! Hurry up and save me!” She yells furiously…
Vulcan:[Chuckles]
Narrator: Near the Summit of Mount Hakobe…
Horologium: “How did I get myself into this mess!?! And what's with the giant monkey!?! Why is he so excited!?!” She askes tearfully…
Vulcan: WOMAN!
LH:[Scared outcry]
[Horologium disappears, leaving Lucy alone with the Vulcan.]
LH:[Scared for her safety] WHERE'D YOU GO HOROLOGIUM!?! DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPEAR ON ME!!!
Horologium:[Disembodied] Sorry, but my time is up!
LH:[Begging] GIVE ME AN EXTENSION, PLEASE!!!
[Lucy was all alone, at the mercy of the Vulcan.]
ND:[Running in. Shouting] HEY, YA BIG APE! WHERE'S MACAO!?! TELL ME!!!
CG:[Coming close behind] Slow down cuz! You're gonna-
[Natsu slips on the Icy cave floor, crashing against the wall.]
CG: Slip…
LH: Woah! That wasn't cool...Why does he feel like he's gotta make an entrance all the time?!
ND: Spill it monkey! Where is my friend!?!
[Lucy and Clay go to Natsu's side.] You understand me, right? He's a human man! Now tell me where he is![The Vulcan appears to be understanding.] That's right! Now tell me where he is!
LH: Don't you think you might be jumping to conclusions!?!
CG: Don't you think you should be quiet when it comes to Vulcan experience…
Vulcan:[Gestures Natsu to a place]
ND: Hey! I think he's gonna show me!
[Natsu heads to where the Vulcan is pointing.]
CG: Wait...There's nothing there but…
ND: MACAO!!! *Shove!* [Falling] MONK-E-E-E-Y!!!...
CG:[Facepalming] A cliff…
LH: NATSU!!!
Vulcan: No like man! Me like woman![Joyful grunting.]
LH: This is bad! He can't survive out there! NATSU!!!
Vulcan:[Chanting] WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
LH:[To Clay] WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE!?! YOU'RE NIDHOGG!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM BEATING A MONSTER LIKE THAT!
CG: SHUT IT!!! IF I USE MY TECTONIC SPELLS, THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN CAN COLLAPSE ON US!!! I'LL BE FINE, BUT BY THE TIME I DIG YOU UP FROM SEVERAL HUNDRED TONS OF ROCK, YOUR SPIRITS ARE GONNA NEED A NEW WIZARD! SO I'M THINKING!!! BUY ME SOME TIME!!!
LH: Good point...Alright you pervy monkey...You're going down! Open! Gate of the Golden Bull! Taurus!
Taurus: Mooooo!
CG: Good thinking! Open! Gate of the Snake Charmer! Ophiuchus!
Ophiuchus:[In a more human form of a woman in a snake charmers outfit, with a large venomous cobra around her neck named “Serphens”, like a boa] It's good to see you again...Taurus…
LH: Woah! You have a zodiac spirit too!?! And she's Ophiuchus!?! I thought she was a myth!
CG: Far from it...
Taurus: Wooohooo! It's my luuuucky day! I get to impress not one, but twooo smoooking hot ladies! Eat your heart out Leo!
Vulcan: Two woman!?! No...WOMEN!!!
Ophiuchus: Hey look Tarry! You two can be the best of perverted friends…
Taurus: Playing hard to get!?! I looove it!
Vulcan: No touch my women!
Taurus: YOUR women!?! Them’s fighting words you mooonkey!
LH&CG: Get him!
[Taurus broke the ground with his Giant Labrys, the fissure heading for the Vulcan, while Serphens lunged towards the monster, but the monster dodged it.]
LH&CG: He's fast!
[As the two spirits readied for a counter attack, Natsu kicked them both, mistaking them for more monsters.]
LH&CG: NATSU!!!
Taurus:[Ghostly] Looks like this is the end for me…
Serphens:[Weak hissing]
LH: Epic fail!...
ND: Hey...So how come there's more monsters then when I left? And another woman?
LH,CG&Ophiuchus: They're friends, dummy!
ND: That guy!?![Points at the Vulcan.]
LH,CG&Ophiuchus: Not him! The snake and bull!
LH: Wait!...How did you survive out there!?!
Griff: We caught him before he hit the ground…
Hap: Aye!
LH: So you can't handle most forms of transportation...but Happy and Griffin are okay!?!
ND:[Put off] What kind of stupid question is that?! Happy and Griffin aren't “modes of transportation,” there my friends! I mean, Duh!!!
LH:[Walked right into it] Your right, it was totally wrong of me to compare the two…
Vulcan:[Angry] MY WOMAN!!!HEYAH!!![The Vulcan slammed his fist on Natsu, only for it to be blocked, allowing Clayton to give the beast a roundhouse kick.] *Groans* [Charges at the Dragon Slayers.]
ND: You listen up! I consider every member of the Fairy Tail guild my friend![He kicks the Vulcan back.] Whether it's gramps and Mira, or even those jerks Gray and Elfman!
[The Vulcan charges back at them.]
ND: Happy, Lucy, Griffin and Clayton too!
[The Vulcan comes closer.]
CG: Which is why…
*BOOM!* [Natsu and Clay sent the Vulcan back with Natsu's Fire Dragon: Iron Fist, and Clay's Earth Dragon: Volcanic Fist.]
ND&CG: We're not leaving without Macao!!!
[After recovering, the Vulcan used the ice in the cave to attack the wizards, Lucy and the others evaded it, while the Dragon Cousins took it like champs.]
ND&CG: YOUR ICE ATTACKS WON'T WORK ON US!
[The Vulcan then proceeded to grab Taurus’s Labrys.]
ND: That's not good…
LH: He's got Taurus's Axe!
Taurus:[In pain] It's a, Labrys, Lucy…
[Natsu and Clay dodged the attacks from the labrys with ease. However, Natsu slipped and fell on the icy floor.]
LH: NO!!!
*THUMP!*
[Natsu and Clay held back the giant labrys with shear strength.]
LH:[Shaking Taurus] Go back Taurus! If you back beyond the gate, your axe ‘ll disappear too!
[As they held it back, they superheated the labrys until it dripped molten metal. They then proceeded to eat it.]
LH: Are they melting the blade!?! With just their body heat!?! AND they're eating it?!
Hap: Uh huh!
Griff: Seems like…
ND: Oh yeah! Now I've got a fire in my belly!
CG: Oh yeah! Now I've got lava in my belly!
[Natsu spit the molten metal at the Vulcan like a machine gun, while Clay spit it like a blunderbuss. Both attacks sent the apeish monster back with burns.]
ND&CG: Eat this!
ND: Fire Dragon: Iron Fist!
CG: Earth Dragon: Volcanic Fist!
[Their combined attack sent the Vulcan smashed into the Icy cave wall, causing a rumble in the cavern.]
Hap: Ya beat him!
LH: Yeah...But...Wasn't this monkey supposed to tell us where your friend is?!
ND: OH! Yeah!...Forgot about that…
CG:[Figuring that the Vulcan must have possessed Macao] Don't worry...He's real close…
LH:[Confused] Well...I doubt he's gonna be able to point us in any direction…
[The Vulcan began to glow. After a blast of wind, the younger wizards are left puzzled.]
ND: What in the heck was that!?![Seeing where the Vulcan was.] Macao!?!
CG&Griff:[Nodding] Macao…
LH:[Shocked] Are you telling me that this big, perverted monkey was actually your friend this whole time!?!
Hap: Yeah, he must have been taken over by that Vulcan!
LH: What do you mean “Taken over”?
Ophiuchus: Vulcan survive by possessing humans...It makes them particularly nasty monsters…
CG: And that's the reason I couldn't control him with my Biotic Eye Magic...Because he was still human...Under all that primate…
Ophiuchus: Looks like he put up a hell of a fight before he gotten taken over…
Serphens: *Hiss* (Translation) He's one tough S.O.B…
ND: Wait! It thought I knocked the snake out too!
*POW!*
[Natsu was punched into the ceiling by a pissed-off Ophiuchus. After her strike, Serphens slithered his way back up Ophiuchus, loosely wrapping around her neck area.]
Ophiuchus: You did...He shedded his skin to heal...See![Points to Serphens empty skin.]
ND:[Falls back to the ground, around the others] Macao! Don't you die on me! Romeo's waiting for you! Open your eyes!
[Macao struggles to open his eyes.]
Macao Conbolt: Natsu…
ND: You're okay!
MC: So pathetic...I defeated nineteen of those brutes...but the twentieth...That's the one that got me...I'm so angry with myself, I'm embarrassed to go home and face Romeo…
ND: Oh, come on man! You beat nineteen of those monster!...
CG: That's far from a small feat!...
Griff: Mmmhhm!
Hap: Aye!
LH: (No way!...There were twenty of those giant monkey things!?! And he took the job all by himself!?!
Griff: I know...That takes guts…
LH: What!?! Did you read my mind!?!
CG&Griff: We’ll explain everything on the way back home…
ND:[Grabbing Macao's hand.] Now let's go home! Your little boy's been waiting for ya!
LH:(They're amazing.. I can't even begin to compare to them…)
Griff:(Don't belittle yourself Lucy...One of the benefit of being in a guild is the fact that we grow as wizards exponentially more than independent wizards...I'm sure you'll grow into an excellent wizard…)
LH:(Ah...Thank you Griffin!)
Hap: Why are you grinning like that Lucy!?! It's creepy!...
LH:[Annoyed] I'll show you CREEPY...Watch your back, cat!
CG: Alright people! I don't know about you, but I don't want to spend the night in this frozen wonderland…[Summons TERRA to the cave, via teleportation via his magic keys.] Let's hop in TERRA and head home!
MC: Please don't have me sit next to Natsu...The last thing I need is to be puked on…
ND: That's why I love TERRA! Riding her, I don't get motion sick![Hugging TERRA's front grill.] I love you TERRA…
TERRA: Your confession is greatly appreciated! But I already have a significant other!
LH,MC&Hap:[Shocked] It can talk!?!
ND:[Awestruck] She can talk!?!
TERRA: I am capable of many things! Sir Grimm has created me in a way so I can transform into any vehicle imaginable!
Hap: Sir Grimm!?!
LH: You've been knighted!?!
Griff: Everyone in the S.S.F. has been knighted so many times, we've ran out of kingdoms to be knighted by...
Ophiuchus:[Supporting Macao] Let get him home...I'll heal you as best as I can on the way back…
MC: Being rescued by a beautiful woman AND healed by her?!...Seems more like a fifth-date…
Ophiuchus:[Giggles] You're funny…
Hap:[Mocking] Oh, Wow! They're in l-o-o-ove!
Serphens: *Hiss!* (Translation) Quiet, you blue feline!
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