Life of Rozyag
After having gone through such a traumatic experience you decide what the best course of action next is, you walk around the kitchen and unplug the toaster. With your new found friend you make your way to the bathroom as you know that destiny is waiting for you, after turning on the tap at full pressure you know that you must make this as quick and painless as possible to have as little trauma as when you finally meet the devil. With the bath almost overflowing you plug the toaster into the power outlet at the wall and put both feet into the bath.
"Time to find out what Satan looks like"
Lowering your entire body except your hands with the toaster into the water, you dunk your head under and hold your breath for a couple seconds before releasing your grip on the toaster.
...
It lands in the water creating a small splash and sending thousands of volts through the water, frying you instantly.
(I've gone through all the stereotypes now haven't I? I mean, surely)
"Time to find out what Satan looks like"
Lowering your entire body except your hands with the toaster into the water, you dunk your head under and hold your breath for a couple seconds before releasing your grip on the toaster.
...
It lands in the water creating a small splash and sending thousands of volts through the water, frying you instantly.
(I've gone through all the stereotypes now haven't I? I mean, surely)
