Life of Rozyag

One last time you open the fridge, at the back you find a hole leading to the inside of the wall, you reach your hand all the way through and feel some cold metal at the ends of your fingers. Knowing this is your last chance at a meal you pull out the object and discover that it is a can of beans. A huge smile spreads itself across your face as you retrieve the knife and open the can of beans, using the only wooden spoon you have you shovel the cold beans into your mouth at an unprecedented rate, from the other room you hear your dad shouting...
"YO THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS"

(you just got memed on, congrats on finding a good ending)