Life of Rozyag

You wake up to find out that both of your legs have been, rendering you stuck with your back inside the wall. You lay a moment to think what you can do, but your pea sized brain cannot come up with any solution. Although you do not know that you cannot come up with a solution, you lay there waiting for a miracle to happen. 'Should I pray to god?' the thought crosses your mind but then you remember that he has not done anything for you and scream out
"FUCK YOU GOD, I'M AN ATHEIST FOR LIFE"
Suddenly a bolt of white lightning strikes you through your roof and instantly kills you.

(Religion isn't a joke bud)