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Life of Rozyag
You take several steps once you reach the first floor and have already made it to the living room, you look around the room for something to meme about or make a meme of and that is when you find a single Tide pod laying just under the couch.
"HMMMM YUMMY"
You pick it up and put the delicious looking capsule and pop it into your mouth, you move it back and forth around your mouth before finally breaking the plastic and bursting the liquid inside your cheeks. You reflexively let out some of the detergent but keep most of it inside.
*hic*
As you hiccup majority of the liquid is swallowed and at first a cool feeling goes down your throat but within seconds it turns into a burning sensation.
...
The detergent takes its time travelling through your intestines and for that short hour you wish for nothing but death.
"i wish I could've memed some more before I died"
The plastic capsule just under your mouth as you lay down on the floor with your mouth open and frothing, your eyes begin rolling back into your head and you die.
"HMMMM YUMMY"
You pick it up and put the delicious looking capsule and pop it into your mouth, you move it back and forth around your mouth before finally breaking the plastic and bursting the liquid inside your cheeks. You reflexively let out some of the detergent but keep most of it inside.
*hic*
As you hiccup majority of the liquid is swallowed and at first a cool feeling goes down your throat but within seconds it turns into a burning sensation.
...
The detergent takes its time travelling through your intestines and for that short hour you wish for nothing but death.
"i wish I could've memed some more before I died"
The plastic capsule just under your mouth as you lay down on the floor with your mouth open and frothing, your eyes begin rolling back into your head and you die.
