Life of Rozyag
You walk into the kitchen, find the largest kitchen knife you can and sit down in the middle of the floor. You lay motionless for an entire minute before saying your prayers.
... (or at-least try to because you do not know Japanese so you actually say what you think is Japanese but is probably just some racist interpretation of Japanese)
After you finish saying your prayers you raise the knife and stab it into your gut. You let out a small shriek as blood gushes out and covers your hands and the carpet your sitting on. You continue to stab yourself over and over, after about the fifth stab you keep the knife inside your stomach and move the knife to cut your intestines. A wretched smell protrudes from your gut and your reflexes force you to gag as much as your body allows, some white noise starts increasing in intensity until you hear nothing in the world around you. Blood starts dribbling out of your mouth and you find it hard to focus on a single thing but one thing remains inside your head, death. You lose all strength inside your body, your hand loosens grip on the knife and falls to the floor. Afterward the knife slides out and makes a clang when it hits the floor, the last thing you see is the amount of blood covering yourself and the floor, it is more than you imagined was humanly possible. Your eyes give out and for a moment you think, 'Is this death?'. Before you finally lose all thought and your body remains limb in the middle of the room, no traces of life remaining, with your body not to be found for another two weeks.
(Congrats, you killed yourself)
... (or at-least try to because you do not know Japanese so you actually say what you think is Japanese but is probably just some racist interpretation of Japanese)
After you finish saying your prayers you raise the knife and stab it into your gut. You let out a small shriek as blood gushes out and covers your hands and the carpet your sitting on. You continue to stab yourself over and over, after about the fifth stab you keep the knife inside your stomach and move the knife to cut your intestines. A wretched smell protrudes from your gut and your reflexes force you to gag as much as your body allows, some white noise starts increasing in intensity until you hear nothing in the world around you. Blood starts dribbling out of your mouth and you find it hard to focus on a single thing but one thing remains inside your head, death. You lose all strength inside your body, your hand loosens grip on the knife and falls to the floor. Afterward the knife slides out and makes a clang when it hits the floor, the last thing you see is the amount of blood covering yourself and the floor, it is more than you imagined was humanly possible. Your eyes give out and for a moment you think, 'Is this death?'. Before you finally lose all thought and your body remains limb in the middle of the room, no traces of life remaining, with your body not to be found for another two weeks.
(Congrats, you killed yourself)
