Kingdom Animalia
A snake! You’ve always hated the things. You figure it is better to become alien than stagnate in the same old body. Face your fears. (I would say “firsthand,” but now you clearly have no hands.)
You feel the muscles along your spine ripple and suppress the urge to shudder in disgust. For that matter, you consciously feel every inch of your spine. It is extremely disconcerting. And long.
You inch your way towards the bathroom, becoming more confident as you go. When you get there, you enter and curl up a lamp. You slither out an open window.
You are one of those rainforest-dwelling snakes. It was convenient to the plot to make you an apt climber.
You are now free.
You feel the muscles along your spine ripple and suppress the urge to shudder in disgust. For that matter, you consciously feel every inch of your spine. It is extremely disconcerting. And long.
You inch your way towards the bathroom, becoming more confident as you go. When you get there, you enter and curl up a lamp. You slither out an open window.
You are one of those rainforest-dwelling snakes. It was convenient to the plot to make you an apt climber.
You are now free.