A Thing

The spoon crumples against Shrek as you repeatedly whack him with it. Shrek picks you up and He suddenly transforms into the Shrek God. You realize His true power and bow down to Him, hoping that He will spare you. He does not. You get ripped into hundreds of tiny pieces, meeting the same fate as everyone else in the hopsital. Just as you start to fade away, you see a plastic knife in the corner of your eye and realize it may have been a more effective weapon...

You died.