The Quest 4 Bread

You approach the wreck and surely enough you find the unbaked bread your neighbor Ted had stolen. Now you are rolling in the dough but you lose track of time and more police arrive. They find you half hidden in the now loaf of bread that has been baking on the asphalt with the help of the surrounding fire, you are arrested for stealing and are going to jail. You have not obtained bread and you have third-degree burns but at least you had some first-degree fun.