ZRPG

You keep it shut, hoping they will go away. You have no such luck. You hear thundering boom of a shotgun, and you door flies off the hinges. You grab your 2x4 and smash it into the first one's head, then you whirl around to engage the others. But, alas, you find you self looking down the barrel of a shotgun. Your head is blown off in vengeance for felling their comrade.
End Of Story