Extend the Story - Add a Room

Captain John starts rowing for the shore when suddenly the little boat rises up with a massive heave and flips over.

"Aye, thought ye'd be leaving yer good friend Dirty Dandy behind to the mercy of the Sea Bitch, did ye, ya scabby dog!?"

Dirty Dandy dunks Captain John and pulls him back up, sputtering water.

"Unhand me you great gibbering goat!" yells Captain John. "Or do ye maybe want me to throw THIS at you?" he asks as he begins waving about a very large piece of sea weed.

"ARRRGH! Okay, put it down, put it down! Let's just get back into the boat and we'll forget this happened." says Dirty Dandy.

They pull themselves back into the boat