Kitchen Poaching:The Beginning

You pull out your sword and try to catch the Harambe cheeto! Your first slice misses, and your second one hits the dirt. Carl yells “Stop! I thought we were going to capture it, not kill it! You are too focused on killing the poor animal to hear him. You keep on attacking but the cheeto is too thin. He eventually poops out a rare crumb and runs away. You missed your shot! You cry, but realize what has happened. You got the rare Harambe Cheeto crumb! Your team looks sad, but then Tyreece notices it. He yells”HEY GUYS, IT’S THE RARE HARAMBE CHEETO CRUMB! They notice it in amazement. Kevin thinks that you can sell it for currency! You keep it in its exact form and ask a poacher to take you back to the pantry. You sell it for A TON of cash, split it evenly, and use it for your wildest dreams.