Wild West Wackaroo: Intro

You wake up, ready for the day - completely unaware that you are going to have a major adventure today. You yawn, and stretch, just like you always do, but as you open your eyes something is different - Strangely enough, your back is aching, and your neck is swollen. You strain to remember what happened yesterday, but come to a blank. Do i have amnesia? You ask yourself. No... I can remember everything except... yesterday. What happened?! Ugh. You begrudgingly get out of bed, Ignoring the pains in your back and neck, and paying the toll by falling backwards anto your bed, barely missing the ornate frame. You sigh, unable to control your anger, and shout in frustration. "Ugh"! "My Stupid back and neck"! "Why do they hurt"?! Strangely enough, a voice - maybe with a western accent - responds: "Probably the trip. sittown, and rest". I must have gone mad! You say, thinking to yourself. Why else would I be hearing things? You attempt to get up, then fall right back down, almost screaming in frustration. "What'd I say"? The strange voice said. "Rest Awhile". You groan, and listen, almost instantly falling asleep.