A L4D2 Verus Tale

Nick, nice choice. My Favorite by far.
You are the first to join the game, so you decide to browse the internet, maybe look at some l4d2 fan art?
You search up L4D2 Nick Fanart.
You Click Images.
You Didn't have Safe Search On.

Oh...Oh god. What are Nick and Ellis Doing?
OH
OH NO
OH LORD NO

You pull out a gun and shoot yourself in the head, saving yourself from any PTSD attacks that you would have surely suffered in the future.
End Of Story