Pokemon Battle

Zapdos injures Team Rocket badly. "Zapdos has fucking weakened us." Jessie says, poorly. You clap for Zapdos. "Hell, yeah!" you say. Zapdos returns into its Poke Ball. "That's what you dicks get!" you say. You run away. But, you trip. Jessie gets back up. "No one beats Team fricking Rocket!" she yells. You cower. Weezing sprays poison on your face. "Uh, damn that Weezing. It... fucking... made... me... die." you say. Then, you die. The end.
End Of Story