Kitchen Poaching:The Beginning

You become I quote “The Most MLG Prankster Gangster of all time,” and grab some Doritos, a piece of stick licorice, and attempt to glide down without your team. You run up to the edge and jump. It’s working! Your actually ditching your team like a dirty scumbag! You feel the cold breeze of the kitchen on your gummy tummy, and feel like this shall never end, well until the dorito falls of the sticky licorice and you fall to your death. Your team is angry you ditched them, and you are dead because of it. Carl’s communication device reaches your and he says “Mission Failed we’ll get em next time.” Died like a true mlg boi.
End Of Story