Logos: The Michael Peter Chronicles
Inspired by some emotional baggage Zach manages to tie your total 4 times in a row. After the 4th match you both nod to each other signifying a tie between you. Later you learn he was motivated by excellent guacamole. You arrive at band 26 minutes late. And have to do 150 pushups which causes your muscles to separate. MP lives a sad life after loosing Frisbee to Jesse 7,893 times to 0 after this 'freak accident.'