Bounty
You decide that you want to use your Mac since you haven't used it in a while. You sit down in the chair in front of it. A thought drifts into your head. Why do you have a Mac? You think about it, Macs are inferior to literally every other device. You decide your life is worthless, I mean you HAVE bought a Mac, how stupid are you? You jump out the window of the 12th story room that you live in. You die knowing that you've made so many bad choices in life.