Bounty

You decide that you want to use your Mac since you haven't used it in a while. You sit down in the chair in front of it. A thought drifts into your head. Why do you have a Mac? You think about it, Macs are inferior to literally every other device. You decide your life is worthless, I mean you HAVE bought a Mac, how stupid are you? You jump out the window of the 12th story room that you live in. You die knowing that you've made so many bad choices in life.
End Of Story