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You're kind of surprised at how well that worked.

You're also kind of surprised at how much you enjoy the reaction it got from Mike.

Which is why, in spite of still being tied you, you feel like testing your luck and keeping it up. Just imagine, if this works, you'll legitimately be able to say you're capable of beating people up not just with one hand tied behind your back, but completely bound and gagged all together! And that's an accomplishment worth bragging about.

You manage to work your way out of the cabin with a series of hops and shuffles. It's not easy, it's not pretty, but it gets you there. Thought it also makes quite clear just how much you're probably testing your luck right now. It looks like Mike may have almost recovered, so you don't have much time to decide what your followup attack is.
It's dropkick time!
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