"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!"

You scream at the top of your lungs, inherently letting out a reaction of terror at what is an inherently terrifying sight.

It also lets the lumberjack know exactly where you are. He flinches a bit at your piercing screech, but then begins stomping in your direction.

"EEEEEEEAAAAK!"

Your first reaction is to scream again and hold the shower curtain in front of your body in some misplaced sense of preserving your dignity and modesty. But it quickly becomes apparent that's not going to do you any good.
Fight!
End Of Story

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