You Decide

You call for a taxi, it arrives ten minutes later and you enter the taxi. The taxi driver calls to you from the front of the car,
"So where ya headin' kid?"
"Just to the nearest telephone box, I need to make a call"
The taxi driver drives for fourty-five minutes then arrives at a telephone box.
You pay the taxi driver the exit the taxi.
You walk up to the telephone box and slowly open the door, and draft smelling of piss wafts pass your nose.
You enter the telephone box, add the right amount of change to the phone and dial a number.
"Hello?" the other end answers,
"Hey, uh, is your refrigerator on because you need to catch it?"
"Excuse me?"
"uhh, I mean is that your dog because uhh"

You hang up.