Blind date

As soon as those words left you're mouth you realise it was the wrong thing to say when suddenly Catrina's pretty face scrunched up and she was suddenly standing as she threw her drink in you're face before turning to leave whist you cry out "What the fuck?" She simply says over her shoulder "chill babe, it's water not acid" and then she's gone.

Catrina blocks you on the website and you never speak again.
You hook up with the waitress a few nights later named Brittany, you two date for three months before you break it off due to her cheating.

By the time you're fifty you've been married three times, divorced three times and have had five children altogether.