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Yes! You're doing this almost on the sly, you impulsive gypsy you! It's that grand mecca of lights, lusts, and taking chances.
Just last month you were toiling away in Podunkville, listening to your mother's daily call to grip at you, dating dogs, drips, and general losers.
This week you finally fulfilled an old dream of getting to Vegas and unbelievably hit the jackpot at the tables. You owe this partially to your significant other who has been at your side all of three days, and decide to marry right here and now. Won't they, your boring co-workers, your mother's mousy church-going friends, and that Mr. Perfect who married your fat little sister, all just roll over and die with envy?
Especially because of the real fun, that your soon-to-be mate is...

From Roswell, NM