Extend the Story - Add a Room

Though you are clearly going insane, you still realize that your boss is gonna be wicked mad that you got yourself captured and wasted days locked in a room. This is worse than the time that you followed the wrong guy around for two weeks and ending up bringing in an innocent gynecologist from Pleasantville for interrogation while Dr. Somewhat Evil roamed free and managed to dump all the Viagra in the water supply. What a PR nightmare that was. Or what about the time you "accidentally" got locked in the bathroom at the Gentleman's Club while Mild Bill Hiccup got away? Your boss was really mad the time you thought the new BMWZED99 was in reverse and you sped forward through the plate glass window and right into the hot dog machine at the Quick Mart. Looking back you realize that there is a pattern developing here. You screw up a lot of things. Your boss is going to realize this soon too and you are going to end up cleaning the bathrooms at HQ if you don't get something right soon.

The first thing you need to do is get out of this room.

Yell for a guard, you really need to whiz