Extend the Story - Add a Room

You pack a filthy towel; a nearly empty bottle of shampoo; and a thin, tiny bar of soap into a plastic bag and you head to the pool. Your worn-out slippers flop in the burning sunlight as you push open the glass doors. Today's your unlucky day - the pool is *crowded*. Children sit on the poolsides holding icecream cones as the liquid slowly slides into the pool. Old women are jumping up and down in the pool as some random jazz music plays (and you often see bubbles blowing up near their butts). The only positive side about this local pool is that you see your friend Kevin - a guy you hang out with when you feel lazy or bored. You smile as you walk into the pool.

After putting on your swimsuit, you head to the pool. How should you enter the pool?

You decide to:

Cannonball!!