More Randomness

You sit on the floor and start playing video games. You grab the remote and press the start button. You suddenly realize it's not plug in and you reach over and try to plug it in. However, during the process you knocked over a bowl of water and it landed all over the cord, electrifying you. You then fall - unconscious - onto the ground.

The old woman walks in with a sandwich and find you lying on the ground, your eyes opening and closing. She laughs and throw her arms into the air, yelling "Wheeeee!". She then sits on you and rub the sandwich all over your face, suffocating you. You then get killed by the old woman.
End Of Story