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You jump out of the trashcan and kill the policeman. You smile as the body falls onto the ground and you step out. Unluckily, you did not see the other policeman patrolling near by and they run towards you. Because you have not been to the gym lately, you became a very slow runner. You try to escape but the policemen catchup and handcuffs you. You are then sentenced to death.
End Of Story