More Randomness

You unclasp your belt and tore it out. Unfortunately, you forgot that your pants are too loose without a belt and fell off. You blush and cover your underwear with your hands. However, your family did not notice and was still cooking your kitten. You frown and quickly change into something else.

You walk silently and slowly towards your family and start whipping them with your leather belt. The first one to get hit was your sister. She screams in pain and falls onto the ground when the belt makes contact with her skin. Your mother screams: "NOOOOOOOOOO!" and then turns her head towards you. She throws a burning stick and it lands on your face. You die.
End Of Story