Extend the Story - Add a Room

She looks like she means business! It's like being threatened by a Chihuahua on PMS; on the other hand she looks just the right size to do some real damage right where it counts. "WELL, WHATCHA GONNA DO?? I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY VALUABLE TIME MUCH LONGER ON DA LIKES A YA!"
Okay, okay, give her the stupid REAL METAL MONEY so you can read the stupid paper. Hmm, you had some on you just a second ago. You start patting your pants, your jacket, "Just give me a sec," as you flash your best phony grin, "have it for you in just a jiffy..."
"YA GOT FIVE SECONDS AN THEN I GET UGLY!"
Like you aren't already? you have the sense not to say.

You keep patting and searching and look like a dork.