Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

You decide to swallow the key to keep it safe.
That way the prick who is writing this story does not write something about you dropping it or losing it later.

Unfortunately though it is a rather large key and it gets stuck in your throat.
You grasp at your throat and cough as it lodges in your tonsil area. Your gag reflex kicks in and vomit starts to spew up dislodging the key.
The key then falls back farther. You end up choking to death on vomit and golden key.

This death disappoints me because I have to slice your throat to get the damn key out and wash all the puke and blood off it. I also get blood all over me.. Damn!

But alas! I need that key to set up the same test for the next idiot that tries to beat me.

Oh and I don't know if you been in the red room yet, but its the incinerator room. Yeah what a spoiler for when you try again right?

Either way I take your body into that room and take care of the remains so there is nothing to trace. Apparently I can't just dump bodies in the well anymore becuase people like you snoop around my property.
End Of Story