Foreigners

You call your boyfriend to tell him you're staying with him forever. You hear strange voices but no one answers. He must have left his phone and bag and it answered itself!

Suddenly the voices are louder: "yes, yes, yes, yes!"

You become pale. It is a woman. It is definitely a woman. Her voice sounds so familiar.

"Yes, Brian! Do it again! Oh, Brian! you're awesome! Pick me up tommorow at eight! Now that your girlfriend is finally gone, you can have me all to yourself!"

Then you remember. It was Sam's voice! You're shocked. Sam and Brian together? This can't be happening.

So there you go. You missed your plane, you just lost your boyfriend and you prepaid your whole trip.

You failed at the very beginning.