Trash Day
you run up to the 1st random house u see & bang on the door.
'what?' the guy says
you think fast. "uhh, pizza delivery!!'
'i didnt order any pizza!'
"sorry, wrong job! uhh, uhh, you won the lottery! open the door so I can give u the $$!"
the dumb bastard falls for it & opens the door. you nail him right in the face!
he falls over & you are on top like ahuman attck dog beating the shit out him! he falls unconsious.
you tie him in a chair & take his wallet & gun/. after ahwile the cops show up. they nock on the door. "sir were looking for escaped criminal, are u okay?"
ypou point the gun at him. "yes" he says 'im fine, nobody else here.'
'bullshit' the cop says, 'we got infred scope, there is a guy pointing a gun at u'
Its a hostage situation!
but you shouldntve pulled this shit in LA.
after 15 minutes ninja SWAT teams and attack dogs bust through the windows. 7 sniper bullets kill u & the old man before they even get to you. they tear your remains apart, repo the house, & send the body bags to the morg.
you are dead.
'what?' the guy says
you think fast. "uhh, pizza delivery!!'
'i didnt order any pizza!'
"sorry, wrong job! uhh, uhh, you won the lottery! open the door so I can give u the $$!"
the dumb bastard falls for it & opens the door. you nail him right in the face!
he falls over & you are on top like ahuman attck dog beating the shit out him! he falls unconsious.
you tie him in a chair & take his wallet & gun/. after ahwile the cops show up. they nock on the door. "sir were looking for escaped criminal, are u okay?"
ypou point the gun at him. "yes" he says 'im fine, nobody else here.'
'bullshit' the cop says, 'we got infred scope, there is a guy pointing a gun at u'
Its a hostage situation!
but you shouldntve pulled this shit in LA.
after 15 minutes ninja SWAT teams and attack dogs bust through the windows. 7 sniper bullets kill u & the old man before they even get to you. they tear your remains apart, repo the house, & send the body bags to the morg.
you are dead.
