The Tale of Abigail
"All right," Abigail says bravely, tucking a strand of hair behind her.
The warrior takes her hand and leads her to a beautiful castle located in one of the various trenches of the sea. It is white, with giant pearls adorning its walls.
She is dragged by the merman to what she presumes to be the throne room and is made to kneel. When she looks up, she gasps- the merman king is beautiful!
"Ur rilly priityyy," the merman king says eloquently. "Won be my wiffe??"
Abigail feels herself blush. "Sure!"
And so that's how she became the Zombie Mermaid Queen of the Seven Seas. Of course, this was one of her lesser achievements.
10 years later, she poisoned the king and became the sole ruler of the Ocean.
2 years after that, she made a courageous trek into space and successfully ate the Sun, becoming the Sun goddess in the process.
A month after becoming the sun goddess, she defeated Allah/God/Whatever and became... THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE.
But there was still more to come. 3 years later, she discovered a worm hole and realized that there were many more universes out there besides her own. She successfully defeated all of them and became the Queen of Everything.
It was only then that her long list of achievements ended- after all, there was nothing more to be accomplished. She had done it all.
LONG LIVE ABIGAIL, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, DICTATOR OF THE MULTIVERSE!!
Congratulations, you found the only happy ending to this story!
The warrior takes her hand and leads her to a beautiful castle located in one of the various trenches of the sea. It is white, with giant pearls adorning its walls.
She is dragged by the merman to what she presumes to be the throne room and is made to kneel. When she looks up, she gasps- the merman king is beautiful!
"Ur rilly priityyy," the merman king says eloquently. "Won be my wiffe??"
Abigail feels herself blush. "Sure!"
And so that's how she became the Zombie Mermaid Queen of the Seven Seas. Of course, this was one of her lesser achievements.
10 years later, she poisoned the king and became the sole ruler of the Ocean.
2 years after that, she made a courageous trek into space and successfully ate the Sun, becoming the Sun goddess in the process.
A month after becoming the sun goddess, she defeated Allah/God/Whatever and became... THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE.
But there was still more to come. 3 years later, she discovered a worm hole and realized that there were many more universes out there besides her own. She successfully defeated all of them and became the Queen of Everything.
It was only then that her long list of achievements ended- after all, there was nothing more to be accomplished. She had done it all.
LONG LIVE ABIGAIL, QUEEN OF THE WORLD, DICTATOR OF THE MULTIVERSE!!
Congratulations, you found the only happy ending to this story!
