Extend the Story - Add a Room

Pete walks over to room the woman was in. He steps in and closes the door, finding a luscious cow ready for all the services a man could possibly hope for.
He whips out his short, stubby deformed penis and realises that he forgot to take his medicine this morning. He popped two pills and was just like all that perfect penis in the gay porn you have been watching this whole time. Dont you dare make an excuse, im fucking watching you :D. Anyways back to our dear elongated penis friend Pete, he was all in up and around the cows udders like a boss, slipping and a sliding, rolling and a rumbling until intense pains in his urethra pointed out he had a splinter just as he was about to explode on the cows grills,

Dont pull the splinter out, just fuck them udders like no tomorrows