Epic story of survival

"Then prepare to die!!!" Jim screamed and pulled out his sword. Tom pulled out another sword as well (Yes, he's still there. He just doesn't talk much." Jim charged at me and I blocked his slash. He left himself wide open though, so I took a huge hack at him... but as it turns out, my sword couldn't cut butter. I ended up knocking the wind out of him and he curled up in a little ball. I stared down Tom and he just dropped his sword and put his hands up in surrender. I wasted no time in getting to the door at the end of the room that I guessed would lead to the real world. I went through it and ended up in a room that I was guessing was in their house. I went up through the kitchen and saw Jim's mom there (or Tom's, I'm not quite sure). She asked me if I wanted some Macaroni and chesse but I declined. I got back to my own house and called the cops on Jim and Tom and they were arrested and I lived happily ever after (Although alot of people thought I was crazy).