Epic story of survival
I went to the hut on the left and opened the door. Standing inside were Jim and Tom.
"Wait, what are you guys doing here?" I asked.
"We created this whole world, and this is where we run it all." Jim replied.
"Wait, you created all this?"
"Indeed."
"And you used the soap box to lure me in here."
"Yes. If you go back and look though, there actually was soap in the box. It's actually quite nice."
"Oh thanks, I guess. Anyway, why did you target me to lure me in here?"
"Oh we just target all our enemies."
"Enemies? I hardly know you!"
"Youre kidding right? We're next door neighbors!"
"What? Since when?"
"For like thirteen years."
"Oh.... Well why does that make me your enemy?"
"It doesn't, but you let your dog out at night and it barks all night long. And I'm sick of it!"
"Well if you killed me, that really wouldn't stop my dog from barking."
"Yeah, but I can't kill a dog. That's against the law."
"SO IS KILLING A HUMAN!"
"Hmm, I never really thought of that.... oh well prepare to die anyway."
With Jim doing all the talking, I totally forgot that Tom was still there so it kind of caught me off guard when he snuck up behind me and killed me by making me inhale some sort of deadly gas...
"Wait, what are you guys doing here?" I asked.
"We created this whole world, and this is where we run it all." Jim replied.
"Wait, you created all this?"
"Indeed."
"And you used the soap box to lure me in here."
"Yes. If you go back and look though, there actually was soap in the box. It's actually quite nice."
"Oh thanks, I guess. Anyway, why did you target me to lure me in here?"
"Oh we just target all our enemies."
"Enemies? I hardly know you!"
"Youre kidding right? We're next door neighbors!"
"What? Since when?"
"For like thirteen years."
"Oh.... Well why does that make me your enemy?"
"It doesn't, but you let your dog out at night and it barks all night long. And I'm sick of it!"
"Well if you killed me, that really wouldn't stop my dog from barking."
"Yeah, but I can't kill a dog. That's against the law."
"SO IS KILLING A HUMAN!"
"Hmm, I never really thought of that.... oh well prepare to die anyway."
With Jim doing all the talking, I totally forgot that Tom was still there so it kind of caught me off guard when he snuck up behind me and killed me by making me inhale some sort of deadly gas...
