Extend the Story - Add a Room

You leap with the full strength of your legs over the ledge of the building, you feel as the wind rushes past your face, watching in anticipation as the roof rushes up to meet your feet. You make sure to allow the momentum to keep you foward. As you land, you quickly tuck into a roll to absorb the shock and damage which could have possibly been inflicted on your legs...This story makes no sense...

Stab yourself with your dagger.