The Sword of the Northwest

You play with yourself for the rest of the story because stupidly enough you decided not to continue. It feels kinda good, but the elf walks in on you, embarrassed, you jump out of the window. As the ground rushes up to meet you, the elf suddenly appears and catches you with one palm. 'You do not die unless life itself has ended.' He flings you around and throws you into the woods Where you spend the rest of your life...