Fun with Dead People
"It's me! (Insert love interest's name here)"
You open the door, and let your significant other in. If this were a movie, they would probably give you a hug and tell you how glad they are to see you. However, me being a cynical person, they really just drop their groceries on the ground and complain about the dishes. Oh well, least you're alive. You close the door, and lock it. End of night one.
You open the door, and let your significant other in. If this were a movie, they would probably give you a hug and tell you how glad they are to see you. However, me being a cynical person, they really just drop their groceries on the ground and complain about the dishes. Oh well, least you're alive. You close the door, and lock it. End of night one.