Twas the Night Before Hallowe'en...
Not much to see here either. A sink, a toilet, a shower. Just a typical bathroom. Oh, and the Warden is in the shower singing Lady In Red by Chris DeBurgh.
You consider shanking him but he's always been a pretty fair guy. Instead, you decide to put on his clothes and walk straight out the front gate using his pass card. None of the guards are ever around and even if they are, they'd never dare look the Warden in the face. You're just about to walk out of the office whe you remember how the Warden screwed over your buddy Buster. Even though you personally like the Warden, Buster hates him and as a good friend of Buster's you decide it's your duty to go back into the bathroom and kill the Warden.
You throw open the shower curtain and say:
"Buster wants to thank you for the leveling tax." Then you repeatedly stab him with your hunting knife, wash the blood off your hands and calmly walk right out the front gate without anyone noticing.
You hop in the Warden's Mercedes and start heading south to Mexico.
THE END
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You consider shanking him but he's always been a pretty fair guy. Instead, you decide to put on his clothes and walk straight out the front gate using his pass card. None of the guards are ever around and even if they are, they'd never dare look the Warden in the face. You're just about to walk out of the office whe you remember how the Warden screwed over your buddy Buster. Even though you personally like the Warden, Buster hates him and as a good friend of Buster's you decide it's your duty to go back into the bathroom and kill the Warden.
You throw open the shower curtain and say:
"Buster wants to thank you for the leveling tax." Then you repeatedly stab him with your hunting knife, wash the blood off your hands and calmly walk right out the front gate without anyone noticing.
You hop in the Warden's Mercedes and start heading south to Mexico.
THE END
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