The Assassin's Guild
The Scout is impressed and nets Dimitri a fine career as a Juggler.
He juggles a lot.
He eventually wins the 2nd place award for national juggling.
He polished it and set it on a nice stand.
He gets married and has three beautiful children.
One day, they try to juggle his trophy.
It breaks.
Dimitri goes on a muderous rampage, or rather would, if he knew how to kill people.
As a result, a lot of people get thrown up trees.
He increases apple harvests by 17%. So much in fact, that they begin to set apples down in curbs nearby rocks, sisters, knives, chainsaws, Talent Scouts and Doldromic children.
He juggles a lot.
He eventually wins the 2nd place award for national juggling.
He polished it and set it on a nice stand.
He gets married and has three beautiful children.
One day, they try to juggle his trophy.
It breaks.
Dimitri goes on a muderous rampage, or rather would, if he knew how to kill people.
As a result, a lot of people get thrown up trees.
He increases apple harvests by 17%. So much in fact, that they begin to set apples down in curbs nearby rocks, sisters, knives, chainsaws, Talent Scouts and Doldromic children.
