Zombie Invasion

You grab your banjo and walk out the door playing a jig. All of the zombies follow you, transfixed by your music. You walk all the way to the cliff on the edge of town. You play right next to the cliff, and boot the zombies off the edge to their death, one by one. After five hours, all of the zombies in the world are dead, you are a hero. You are made King of the World, and over the millenia your name becomes a legend, you are never forgotten! Now go back and do this story the right way, I want some violence!