Diamonds Are Expensive
You look him in the eye, then flip backwards.
Or at least, try to.
As you try to flip back, you fall backwards, bringing the crate with you. You crash to the ground.
"Ohhh..." you moan.
The guard looks at you. Then he fires at the bottom of the crate.
You watch the bullet as if it's in slow motion. It makes its way slowly towards the crate. It hits the wood, and penitrates the bottom of the crate. It moves slowly towards your groin.
And hits you right in the nuts.
Looks like you're not gonna get to have that piss.
Looks like you're not going to get to do much at all.
Or at least, try to.
As you try to flip back, you fall backwards, bringing the crate with you. You crash to the ground.
"Ohhh..." you moan.
The guard looks at you. Then he fires at the bottom of the crate.
You watch the bullet as if it's in slow motion. It makes its way slowly towards the crate. It hits the wood, and penitrates the bottom of the crate. It moves slowly towards your groin.
And hits you right in the nuts.
Looks like you're not gonna get to have that piss.
Looks like you're not going to get to do much at all.
