The First Day of Summer

You amble to the kitchen chair by your mom and pick up the leather brief case. But just as you place it in your hands, your dad comes zooming back into the house and yells, "I forgot my brief case!" When he sees you with it, he says, "SO! You thought you could pull a fast one on ME and steal MY brief case!" You stammer and try to explain that you didn't steal it but he doesn't care and instead takes back his brief case and beats you senselessly with it 'til you die.

Your dog pisses on you. So does Muffy.