Kurt the Clerk

"EURGH!" He cries wiping his face with his sleeve. What the fuck is wrong with you? "Aww, you've got your first boyfriend!" One of the boy's say to your victim. "Shut up or I'll take the marshmallows back and call the cops." You hiss.

You all exit through the store, well, there's no real point in returning...You go back to your miserable life in a small, one roomed apartment, with your Redneck roommate, who likes to fondle with you in his sleep.
End Of Story