Horoscopic

Maybe if I don't answer they'll go away. I'll be so embarrassed if I'm caught like this!

Please leave...please leave.....

Ah, they slipped a note under the door. It's....lordy, this note is actually a pamphlet! Those were Jehovah's Witnesses!

Now I'm even more glad I didn't answer. Although it would've been funny to see their reactions to my bikini and sombrero, I would rather not spend the next hour listening to religious bibble-babble.

So, THOSE were the "someone" mentioned in the Leo prediction? And the horoscope thought it was a GOOD thing that they found me? Wow, horoscope, you suck! That's the last time I follow a horoscope, whether it's Leo or Capricorn or Oprah or whatever all the others are!

Hmmmph. I cut work for no good reason. Maybe I'll invite Shirley over and put tabasco sauce in her wine. She totally has it coming.
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