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Nope, nope, nope. I did my part. I proved that good things will happen if I get close to those I disdain. I made someone happy and got a recipe that I'll probably never use. That's enough for me!

Hey, it just occurred to me: maybe now that I've complimented her on her scones, Miranda will be encouraged to bake even more delicious things for the break room!

No need to thank me, fellow editors.

I've proved that I can apply a different horoscope sign to myself. Take that, Shirley! I just hope she doesn't start talking about the Chinese New Year or something. I've got enough to worry about without figuring out if I should avoid rats or monkeys or tigers or....ooog, my head.
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