Whatever...
You ask him if he has a fluffernutter sandwich. He says "Yeah of course i do, i eat 3 a day!" You ask if you can have one. He happily hands you a fluffernutter sandwich.
As you bite into it you feel pure ecstacy. It tastes so good and this is all you wanted all day. You gobble it down in seconds and just as you finish licking the last bits of fluff from your fingers your Mom pulls up in her van to pick you up.
"Hop in honey! We're going to go play laser tag with the family tonight!"
A tear of joy rolls down your cheek, this boring school day just became great. You go and play laser tag, have a blast, live for 75 years, then you die a happy old man peacefully in your sleep.
As you bite into it you feel pure ecstacy. It tastes so good and this is all you wanted all day. You gobble it down in seconds and just as you finish licking the last bits of fluff from your fingers your Mom pulls up in her van to pick you up.
"Hop in honey! We're going to go play laser tag with the family tonight!"
A tear of joy rolls down your cheek, this boring school day just became great. You go and play laser tag, have a blast, live for 75 years, then you die a happy old man peacefully in your sleep.
