The Super Awesome Legion of Mythical Adventurers
Just as soon as you take a bite of that oh so delicious bagel you notice you seem to be falling instead of gliding! You see what the problem is now. Those weren't the goblin eyes after all. Turns out they were giant rips in your favorite green goblin hang glider. Damn.
As your body falls into the ocean you think to yourself: At least I was able to finish my sausage-jalapeño pizza bagel.
Surprisingly you didn't die as you plunged into the icy water. Thanking the spaghetti monster of the sky for your good fortune you begin to swim to shore, but not before the sharks get to you. If you were slightly less awesome, you would have hang glided without eating a pizza bagel, but being the awesomest person you know you had to hang glide with a sausage-jalapeño pizza bagel. A shark's favorite.
The sharks OMNOMNOM's you up.
As your body falls into the ocean you think to yourself: At least I was able to finish my sausage-jalapeño pizza bagel.
Surprisingly you didn't die as you plunged into the icy water. Thanking the spaghetti monster of the sky for your good fortune you begin to swim to shore, but not before the sharks get to you. If you were slightly less awesome, you would have hang glided without eating a pizza bagel, but being the awesomest person you know you had to hang glide with a sausage-jalapeño pizza bagel. A shark's favorite.
The sharks OMNOMNOM's you up.
