THE MOST JELLYFISHY RANDOMISH STORY EVER

Hopping into your golf cart, you drive through the mud as fast as it will go!
Which is only about 20mph.

YEEEHAW!

Then suddenly, your cart flips over and you fall face first into the mud! How humiliating. You decide to go home and live a normal, boring life like everyone else. And so ends your randomness.
End Of Story